footy

i am at work to moz for the football at the kings head we are having the game on so cum down to north elmham happy hrs is 3 to 5 cum down and see the game

Who is playing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

England Vs Germany.....

Thanks I didnt know (what time does it start)

its my bedtime when its on! oh well I get the joys of driving by all the pubs with crying england supporters outside when I go to work

we will be crying with joy tomoz all cum on ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Krauts will win 2-0, but there are compensations. England's yobbish supporters might trash any German cars they see !

ENGLAND will win on penalties

ian your score pridition is WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

We surpassed ourselves ... our worst world cup result in history! Pains me to say it, but Germany deserved all 4 goals..

To misquote Sir Winston Churchill

Never in the history of sporting competition was so much paid for so little.

It's gone quiet on here. Are you all out trashing German cars ?

David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.


The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.

– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.

– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”

– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.

– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.

– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.

– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.

– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.

– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.

In a previous life Robert Green was a bus driver. However, I heard that he was sacked because he didn't make any stops.

My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus. Now I can't save anything.

Why is Robert Green like ITV High Definition? They both switch off at the crucial moment.

These Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand... In fact they're crossing the line.

Robert Green – The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.

England now have a new coach.......................its picking the team up from Heathrow airport tomorrow morning.

In fear of their lives the England team will give Heathrow a miss and will now be landing at Glasgow Airport, they will at least arrive to a heroes welcome.

my missus came home early last night and nearly caught me watching the England game. Luckilly i managed to put some porn on and get my cock out in time to save any embarrassment.

A man goes to a brothel and says, " I have £40-00 will you humiliate me please."
The Madam replies, "Here put on this England shirt!"

2 children who were taken in by the courts as their parents were divorced so the judge had to find out who they wanted to stay with
they asked the 2 kids aged 11 and 12 if they want to stay with the mother they said NO she beats us alot and we cant stay with her.
ok so you can go to your father NO he beats us even worse we cannot stay with him,
ok do you want to goto your grandparents or aunts and uncles NO they will beat us too
Okay where do you want to go?
can we go and stay with the English football team please as we know they dont beat anyone

Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.

Mick McCarthy, commenting on refereeing decisions. "Germany must think the World is against them."
To be fair, they should be used to it by now...

Joe Cole and Fabio Capello had a 'clear the air' talk today ...
'It was a difficult chat because his English was very poor' ...said Capello.

I couldn't believe there were fans booing the England team off the pitch the other night.
How did they stay awake to see the finish?

I went into B&Q looking to pave my driveway and saw 'Official England Team Flag-Stones'.
I said to the salesman, "What makes them 'Official England Team Flagstones'? Do they have a red cross on them?"

"No," he replied, "they crack under pressure."

Hi, Fabio Capello?
Jim Henson called, he wants his Muppets back.

The BBC have announced that you can now press the red button to block out that hideous noise during the football.
Now that they've blocked Mick Mcarthy's voice, hopefully they will do something about the vuvuzelas as well.

What's the difference between Robert Green and a school for retards?
None. Both let the simple ones in.

I don't know what all this fuss is about! We don't need goal-line technology, Fifa just need to hire Diego Maradona.
That lad's never had a problem knowing where a line was.

I have to say that Muller had a great game. However, to be fair to England, the Germans have always had an aggressive right wing.

Wicked this is the only thing worth reading since England started there world cup campaign.

Watching England play is like suffering from constipation:
Both make you shake, you start to sweat, it starts getting painful and all you can possibly hope for is going to be sh*t.

Remember England, its all about passes.........
Boarding passes.

What's the difference between a WAG and a Vuvuzela?
One's annoying, plastic and horny, and the other is a Vuvuzela.

What's the difference between Rob Green and Cinderella?
Cinderella got to the ball!