There's an election coming up? I hadn't noticed.

Just thought it might be interesting to have a straw poll of how people think they will vote - and even those that can't vote in the real thing can vote in this one!

StuddyFEX wrote:What party is Boris Johnson?

Undecided.

still waiting for the party to help out the single man, own home, who likes wasting all his money on petrol.

norfolkminis wrote:Undecided.

still waiting for the party to help out the single man, own home, who likes wasting all his money on petrol.

You might be waiting a while for that. But hey, you're keeping the economy going if nothing else, that should count for something!

StuddyFEX wrote:What party is Boris Johnson?

He's BBP - the Bumbling Baffoon Party

I have to pass on this one as the SNP dont cover this part of the country

There all crap

Wot about the Workers Revolutionary Party ?
Death to the capitalist oppressors of the proletariat and their bourgois hangers on. Abolish the monarchy and let them give up their offspring for vivisection. Let the future of the nation be decided by the collective masses in workers soviets. All property is theft. Forced the landed gentry i.e homeowners, to give up their spare rooms for homeless chavs who are victims of the the facist repression of the masses etc, etc, etc.....

Ian Nicholls wrote:Wot about the Workers Revolutionary Party ?
Death to the capitalist oppressors of the proletariat and their bourgois hangers on. Abolish the monarchy and let them give up their offspring for vivisection. Let the future of the nation be decided by the collective masses in workers soviets. All property is theft. Forced the landed gentry i.e homeowners, to give up their spare rooms for homeless chavs who are victims of the the facist repression of the masses etc, etc, etc.....

I especially like the 'etc, etc, etc' bit ! (fill in the blanks policies!!)

Right on Ian!

Keith wrote:Right on Ian!

I don't need patronising by the toadying lackey of the evil financier Sir Richard Branson who made his fortune exploiting thousands of ordinary working class record shop assistants and scarred a generation by inflicting misery on millions of people with the likes of Atomic Kitten, Mariah Carey, Phil Collins, Culture Club , Brian Ferry, Genesis, Heaven 17, the Human League , George Michael , Billie Piper , Simple Minds , the Spice Girls, Joss Stone and T'Pau . There is no end to this mans crimes against humanity. Anyway I must dash, got to sell more copies of the Socialist Worker.

The Labour Party candidate in North Norfolk is Phil Harris. I thought Phil Harris was an American bandleader who provided the voice of Baloo the bear in Walt Disneys 1967 film of the Jungle Book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

Well the big day is here at last. For first time voters just vote for the candidate recomended by the awfully nice people with the rosettes. Ladies will of course vote for the best looking candidate.......

Petrol prices will never go down.

unless you wana go and some of that spare stuff floating off the coast of the USA

StuddyFEX wrote:As long as we can keep the £ as our currency,

They can call the money what they like as long as I've got enough of it to live

I'm not allowed to vote on the poll

oppression of the working man that is.

I have it on good authority that Norman Lamb owns a Mini. I have a germ of an idea, but will have to square it with the glorious members of committee.

Hmmmmmmm. If its what I think it is

johnnie wrote:I'm not allowed to vote on the poll

oppression of the working man that is.

[Python]It's people like you wot cause unrest. Come and see the oppression inherent in the system! Help I'm being opressed![/Python]

Nothing to do with me setting the poll to end yesterday.


Quite a day so far, a UKIP candidate in a plane crash and a BNP candidate kicks the crap out of some Asian youths.

Keith wrote: a BNP candidate kicks the crap out of some Asian youths.

Well, it is Thursday

johnnie wrote:

Keith wrote: a BNP candidate kicks the crap out of some Asian youths.

Well, it is Thursday

Brilliant. You're on form!