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Post by norfolkminis Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:39 pm

ok people whats the worst joke you've had this year in your crackers? santa

Why dont elephants like penguins?? They cant get the wrappers off!!!

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Post by Harry H Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:50 pm

What's ET short for? ..... Because he only has little legs!

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Post by Dan Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:03 pm

Jokes.. Ha!

Our crackers didn't have jokes, they had facts instead..

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Like..
Q. Which political term is used to describe the manipulation of voting districts to give an unfair advantage to one political party in an election?
A. Gerrymandering

Q. In what year was Prince Henry (Harry) born?
A. 1984

Lame or what??

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Post by norfolkminis Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:34 pm

StuddyFEX wrote:Jokes.. Ha!

Our crackers didn't have jokes, they had facts instead..

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Like..
Q. Which political term is used to describe the manipulation of voting districts to give an unfair advantage to one political party in an election?
A. Gerrymandering

Q. In what year was Prince Henry (Harry) born?
A. 1984

Lame or what??

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thats what happens when you shop at the Co-Op.
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Post by Dan Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:06 pm

norfolkminis wrote:

thats what happens when you shop at the Co-Op.

I know.. Arses..
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Post by johnnie Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:49 pm

my favourite was

man says to his wife "do you want to play a rape game"?
"No" she says
"thats the spirit love"
don't know where we got those crackers
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Post by Dan Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:51 pm

johnnie wrote:my favourite was

man says to his wife "do you want to play a rape game"?
"No" she says
"thats the spirit love"
don't know where we got those crackers

Amsterdam?
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Post by wingnut Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:45 pm

WHOTS BROWN AND STICKY???????????
A STICK
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