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Post by Ian Nicholls Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:50 pm


Here are just a few of the amazing advantages from owning a company car:

- It accelerates at a phenomenal rate;
- It has a much shorter braking distance than your private car;
- It takes speed bumps at twice the speed of private cars;
- The battery, radiator water, oil and tyres never have to be checked;
- It can always be driven to your destination, even with the oil warning light flashing;
- It doesn't need cleaning at all, unlike private cars;
- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material including trips to the rubbish tip;
- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio;
- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition; and
- It has special food and drink resistant seat material unlike a private car.
Ian Nicholls
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Post by johnnie Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:29 pm

Have you been looking at my old Mondeo.
I'm special I am.

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Location : billingford
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