Chavtastic jokes

1. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?.....Safe
2. Why are Chavs like slinkies?.....They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
3. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?.....One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
4. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?.....What you lookin' at?
5. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?.....Paint three stripes on it
6. Two Chavs in a car without any s**t music. Who's driving?.....The Police
7. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?..... A liar
8. What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?.....Granny
9. How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?.....None, "That's some uvver fellers job innit."
10. Why did the Chav cross the road?.....To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
11. Two Chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?.....Society
12. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?.....The bride
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit?....."Would the defendant please rise?"
14. Policeman: You're under arrest.....Chav: What the f*ck for?.....Policeman: Swearing at a police officer.
15. What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?.....A party
16. What do you call a 20 year old chav?...... Ask her 7 year old son.
17. What do you do if you run a chav over?.....Put it into reverse just to make sure
18. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?.....Sorted
19. What do you call a Chav in a box?.....innit
20. Y is it a shame when 2 chavs drive off a cliff in a car?.....Because a car holds 5
21.( too crude to put on my space!)
22. Chav=CouncilHouseAndViolent
23. What do you say to a chav with a job?.....Can I have a big mac please
24. What do u call a knife in chaville?.....Exhibit A
25. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?.....One, they'll screw anything
26. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?.....A start
27. What do you call a Chav at college?.....The cleaner

what does a chavette use as protection during sex?....bus shelter